Welcome to Gareth's Market. Below you will find a selection of Gareth's first food pronunciations. For more recent developments and refinements, please visit Gareth's Language School.
buuu
ap um
cado
Baa baa
Ap aye ya
ticka
Che che che (also means Cheerios!)
am
Deh duhl
Guh PA
Goom
In February 2003, Gareth's Market was closed as we simply could not keep the shelves stocked! New words and pronunciatons were happening too frequently for even our best web stenographer to keep up with!